Lord Satan, please hear me now! I come here to publicly and openly make my commitment to you. I have done so in private many times, but now I do so publicly. I accept you as my one and only God and Master. I fully reject the christian trinity: jesus, jehovah, and the so-called "holy spirit." I blaspheme their fucking names. I reject their puny offers of salvation. I spit on their graves! YOU are GOD, and I commit my soul into your hands for all eternity. I will be with you still 10 trillion years from now. Do with me what you will. My soul is your property, so as its owner, you may do whatever you please with it. I enthusiastically and freely give my soul to you, out of pure love, without asking for anything in return. I exist only to please you, my dear sweet Lord! You came to me at age 10 and proved your power and love at that time, and I have never once since regretted my decision to commit to you. I hereby break all ties that I may ever have had with the christian deities and I bind my soul to you forever. I bow down to you, Lord Satan, and commit everything I have to you.THANK YOU, sweet Master for being such a beautiful and wonderful GOD! Take the soul of your humble and loving servant, dear Lord Satan! HERE I AM!
TO ALL WHO MAY READ THIS STATEMENT: BEHOLD MY PUBLIC COMMITMENT TO SATAN! Let all who come here know that I have enthusiastically given my soul to Him and fully and completely rejected jesus, jehovah, and the holy ghost of christianity. I do so with extreme PRIDE! It is now complete! My soul forever belongs to Lord Satan! The contract is binding. I urge all who read this to do the same! JOIN ME!
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It has been nearly 5 years since I came in here and wrote my commitment to Lord Satan. But in that time, I have not wavered one bit! My commitment and dedication to Lord Satan is now stronger than ever!! I hereby re-dedicate my soul to Lord Satan. I reject, once agsin, the bastard jehovah, its putrid son jesus, and the so-called "holy spirit!" I deny them and banish them from my life! I accept ONLY Satan as my God and Master and I fully bind my soul to Him for all eternity! FUCK THE HOLY TRINITY!! HAIL LORD GOD SATAN! When last I posted here, I apparently wasn't as devoted as I should be, because I posted as "SMores." I am ashamed of that! So now I will post with my REAL name: I am SHANNON MORRIS, and I proudly and publicly proclaim my eternal dedication to my Master and Lord...SATAN!
Right on man! I only recently discovered how wonderful Satan is....
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