Giving Your All to Satan

I want to urge everyone who reads this to openly commit themselves, body and soul, to SATAN! Satan is the ONE TRUE GOD, the MASTER, LORD, FATHER, and SUPREME DEITY. I publicly reject, deny, and renounce the bastards jesus, jehovah, and the so-called "holy spirit" and fully bind myself to Lord Satan! Fuck the christian trinity! I reject their offer of salvation and redemption and shit upon their names. Praise be to Master Satan! All Hail His Glorious Name! He is beautiful, wonderful, and ALL-POWERFUL! I bow down to Him and worship at His feet! I commit myself to Him, here, in this forum, so that all may know where my allegiance lies. I will never deny my Lord Satan! He owns my soul forever and I enthusiastically give myself to Him alone! All Hail Beautiful Satan!

Public commitment to My Lord Satan!

Lord Satan, please hear me now! I come here to publicly and openly make my commitment to you. I have done so in private many times, but now I do so publicly. I accept you as my one and only God and Master. I fully reject the christian trinity: jesus, jehovah, and the so-called "holy spirit." I blaspheme their fucking names. I reject their puny offers of salvation. I spit on their graves! YOU are GOD, and I commit my soul into your hands for all eternity. I will be with you still 10 trillion years from now. Do with me what you will. My soul is your property, so as its owner, you may do whatever you please with it. I enthusiastically and freely give my soul to you, out of pure love, without asking for anything in return. I exist only to please you, my dear sweet Lord! You came to me at age 10 and proved your power and love at that time, and I have never once since regretted my decision to commit to you. I hereby break all ties that I may ever have had with the christian deities and I bind my soul to you forever. I bow down to you, Lord Satan, and commit everything I have to you.THANK YOU, sweet Master for being such a beautiful and wonderful GOD! Take the soul of your humble and loving servant, dear Lord Satan! HERE I AM!

TO ALL WHO MAY READ THIS STATEMENT: BEHOLD MY PUBLIC COMMITMENT TO SATAN! Let all who come here know that I have enthusiastically given my soul to Him and fully and completely rejected jesus, jehovah, and the holy ghost of christianity. I do so with extreme PRIDE! It is now complete! My soul forever belongs to Lord Satan! The contract is binding. I urge all who read this to do the same! JOIN ME!

Open statement to the trinity

This blog is directed straight to the christian trinity...

Yes, I am speaking directly to you, jesus, jehovah, and the "holy" spirit! I want to tell you all three what pieces of shit you are, you worthless bastards! I reject all three of you and also reject your weak offer of salvation. I spit in your faces and and kick all 3 of you in the balls (if you have any, you fucking fairies)! Why anyone would want to worship bastard cunts like you is beyond me. It is said that if a person utters blasphemy against the "holy" spirit, that person's soul is forever damned to Hell. Well, "holy spirit," consider yourself blasphemed to the max! Send me to Hell! I accept Satan as the ONE and ONLY true GOD and MASTER! Bring on your wrath...I will face up to you and kick your stinking asses! I accepted Satan when I was 10 years old, all on my own, and I have never once regretted that decision. So do your worst, you christian cocksuckers! I've already got a God, and that's SATAN!

I have wanted to publicly admit my rejection of the trinity and my acceptance of Satan for many years and it feels damn good! I hereby publicly blaspheme the trinity and commit my soul to Satan for all eternity. I do so PROUDLY and ENTHUSIASTICALLY for all to see!